Incondite

punkmonksteven:

lalatula:

*does the anime character with glasses thing*

Does that really work though?

What…?

durational:

people complain about auto correct but it’s helpful 99% of the titties 

thecomicreliefcharacter:

thecomicreliefcharacter:

Mum just came home with nearly 50 fucking cartons of milk I thought this maths problem shit was a tumblr joke I didn’t think fuckery like this legitimately took place

no girls allowed

jaimepreciadorable:

[AGGRESSIVELY TRIES TO SING LEAD VOCALS AND BACK UP VOCALS AT THE SAME TIME]

happilymourning:

thatsqualitystuff:

we were taking our math test and i turned around and

can we just talk about not only whatever is all over that girl’s face, but the guy charging his phone in the back and the kid on the right who looks like he’s in immense pain

this picture is like the perfect description of school tho

cokeflow:

australiansanta:

can someone give me a life changing idea that will make me rich

darrynek:

why does it seem like every dad sneezes really loud

spookythunder:

I embarrass myself infront of myself

hula-hope:

My grandpa has Alzheimer’s so he has no idea who my grandma is but everyday for the last three or four months he brings her in flowers from their garden and asks her to run away with him and be his wife and everyday she says she already is and everyday the smile my grandpa gets on his face is the most beautiful heartfelt thing I have ever seen.