A haiku about getting out of bed
no no no no no
no no no no no no no
no no no no no
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JAYUS
Indonesian – “A joke so poorly told and so unfunny that one cannot help but laugh”
My mom is yelling at my brother and I overheard this.
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who decides what goes on the tumblr radar
like seriously
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An alarm clock which will only switch off if you smile at it. A genius and potentially catastrophically annoying concept by Kim Jungwoo.
This is going to be every morning
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When you’re taking a shower and your foot slips and your life flashes before your eyes.
via sodamnrelatable
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And you had a bra thrown at you
And a stuffed animal turtle
And I don’t even know what they threw at you here
And what looks like a naked Harry doll thrown at you
And what I think is a koala thrown at your penis
And finally some balls thrown at your face
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omFGGGG
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this is my human. when human is fussy, i just pet it like this.
as you can see, human is calm.
reblog everytime
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do you think when johnny depp agrees to be in a movie with a different director he goes home at night and tim burton is just there with his face pressed against the window and johnny has to close the curtains to avoid feeling guilty
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Pink Zebra Ninja Shoes
Yesterday my mom posted a picture on Facebook of my 5 year old brother Sam wearing a pair of shoes he picked out for his first day of preschool.
She explained to him in the store that they were really made for girls. Sam then told her that he didn’t care and that “ninjas can wear pink shoes too.”
Sam went to preschool and got several compliments on his new shoes. Not one kid said anything negative toward him about it.
However, my mom received about 20 comments on the photo from various family members saying how “wrong” it is and how “things like this will affect him socially” and, put most eloquently by my great aunt, “that shit will turn him gay.”
My mom then deleted the photo and told Sam that he can wear whatever he wants to preschool, that it’s his decision. If he wants to wear pink shoes, he can wear pink shoes.
Sam then explained to her that he didn’t like them because they were pink, he liked them because they were “made out of zebras” and zebras are his favorite animal :)
“Ninjas can wear pink shoes too.”
Best. Explanation. Ever.
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LOL but the last one
